Since most professionally manufactured firearms are legal in the USA, banning homemade ones doesn't make much sense. If it explodes, you might need to go back to the drawing board.įirst of all, because a gun with an unrifled barrel is only accurate to a few inches. We recommend getting a gullible friend (perhaps the same person whose land you're using) to fire the first few shots. Of course, since you'll be shooting a DIY contraption made of scrap metal and prayers, both accuracy and safety will be far below acceptable standards. The same things you would do with any other gun: load it with tracer rounds and blow up cars covered in tannerite. We're going to go ahead and say that last one is a bad idea. With the potential to cure depression, Alzheimer's, schizophrenia and cocaine addictions, it's a wonder salvia isn't a mandatory side dish in high school cafeterias across America. Bryan Roth believes the drug has the potential to help those suffering from schizophrenia and Alzheimer's and has urged the government not to ban salvia. In fact a number of scientists believe that salvia may act as an anti-depressant, and its effective use in ending cocaine addiction has been noticed as well. There have been a few accusations of its involvement in causing a suicidal mindset, but evidence is spurious at best. Salvia is actually pretty harmless, as intoxicants go. However there are a number of educational videos that recommend gardening, writing letters to congressmen, and driving while on salvia.Īlso, we do not recommend teaching while on salvia. Here at Cracked, the only "high" we're interested in is the natural high we get from bringing comedy to the world (and sometimes crystal meth), so we have no advice here. Just burn everything around the fire to cinders, and it won't have anywhere to spread! If you accidentally start a wildfire, don't fret: Flamethrowers are just as good at stopping fires as they are at starting them. We recommend making friends with someone who owns a few acres of land out in the country and then going hog wild. It seems that lawmen these days have rules about when and where you're allowed to shoot gallons of flaming fuel. Also, if you're unsure on how to use your new device, but you want the source of your advice to be batshit insane, you could pick up Ragnar Benson's delightful read, Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers, which we can only hope comes with a cellphone with the numbers 9 and 1 already dialed.Īctually using your flamethrower is somewhat more difficult than acquiring it. You can sometimes find professionally made flamethrowers being sold by private buyers online, some for as little as $300. Careful with that pot, it looks dangerous.
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